WHEN I CREATE MY PLANET- Items 1 – 5:

When I create my Planet – NO – you know what – maybe I should start a little smaller – my Nation – (or Two), the following is what I will NOT include on my Planet – mmm… I mean Nation!:

1.       Fennel

2.       Tomatoes (I hate Tannins)

3.       Artichokes will have “no chokes” and will therefore be renamed – Arties!

4.       Black Pepper – AND ACTUALLY Why or Why does one have to ALWAYS put Salt & Pepper together.  Maybe they hate each other – What the hell.  That’s Fuckin’ Condiment Racial.  What? does it always have to be a Black and a Black, a White and a White, a Salt and a Pepper. I HATE political or ANY correctness!

5.       Cats – They are vile smelly creatures  – YES – I said it! BUT regarding cats, I have to consider the ecosystem.  For example, Cats, i.e. Lions, Tigers, etc. make “adjustments” to the ecosystem. Meaning, they kill what needs to be killed to maintain the eco-system. BUT, those absolutely, abhorrent housecats are of no use and they shall not be permitted to exist on MY Planet and/ or Nation! (I still haven’t decided)